Thursday, October 7, 2010

How does a one armed man cut his fingernails?

So, I obsessed over this question all day.  How does a one armed man cut his fingernails.  My nails were getting pretty long and I was not able to hold the clippers in my right hand  and squeeze them.  I don't have much strength yet after my surgery.  I kept wondering the easiest way to clip them.  I would look at them and then look at the clippers.  I couldn't figure it out. 

Then I felt like a dumbass and realized that I could just bite them.  The simplest solution is generally the correct one. 

22 comments:

  1. i was about to say "teeth"
    but you figured it out.

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  2. that is really big debate i dunno maybe he needs some help

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  3. awesome post, bro! waiting for MOAR

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  4. Would it be possible to peal them? Dunno. I hope your recovery goes well.

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  5. biting your nails is a bad habit though =/

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  7. lol wow you are so right, I was like thats a good question, until I read the last sentence. DUH

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  8. he can pay a Vietnamese lady to do it

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  9. DONT LET IT BECOME A HABIT!! seriously tho it's an awful habit don't get hooked, but for now you gotta do what you gotta do.

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  10. Actually I know at least a few people with 2 arms who have said they just bite their nails all the time and never use clippers or anything else...

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  11. biting your nails doesn't make an even cut though

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  12. the man can file them against sandpaper stuck to a table?

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  13. how about a nail file held by his toes?

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